Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.

“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”

Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

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quiche

a pie, not to be confused with quickie

i will have one quiche please

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quiche

(v.) to be unable, avoid, or otherwise fail to meet a commitment.

Jack said he was coming to the gig tonight, but he's quiched.

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man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

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quiche

Pronounced "keesh" or "keeshed"

Adj - When there is nothing left to smoke in a spliff or bong.

Verb - When one finishes the last bit of a spliff or bong.

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Adj:

"Is there any left there?"

-"No, I think it's quiche."
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Verb:

"Do you want the last bit?"
"No, it's cool bro just quiche it."
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quiche

When breasts are squeezed togther in a too tight top/bra.

This sports bra quiches me.

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