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Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic
Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!
I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!
The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.
Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.
No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.
In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*
James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"
The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron