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A man, usually cocky that thinks he brings bad bitches but usually is alone with only his right hand. People may sometimes assume he has a large cock but are sadden when they find out it is only comparable to a nipple dick. a.k.a straight bitch.
Girl one- Oh my gosh isn't that a Russell over there?
Girl two- Yea it is. OMG! Bree told me that his dick is like this. " holds up small tootsie rool."
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Russelling is the act of a guy moving in on a girl who his (supposed) mate has been trying to chat up. The "Russelling Potency Level" increases in correlation to; the effort put in by the first guy; the connection to the activities involved in the first effort and the the knowledge of these efforts by the second guy; how well the two guys know each other; and, how hot she is.
Not to be confused with rustling, which is usually used in reference to stealing horses, though it may be applicable if both guys are drunk and she fits the definition.
Come to the party, but no russelling!
He was just russelled!
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The stupidest person ever.Everybody hates him.Never good with the ladies.Just plain aweful.
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adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.
v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.
Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
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To have a Russell means to have an extremely small penis in length, but enormous width.
Alec had a Russell...he couldn't hit the end, but he could bang the shit out of the sides!
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A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.
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Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
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