Red Water Rafting

Red Water Rafting is the act of going down on a girl during her time of the month

Guy 1: I stayed over at my girlfriends last night

Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth

Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting

Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron

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Cosby life raft

When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.

I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom

White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.

My girl freind went white river rafting last night.

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Wet Fanny Rafting

Two women scissoring whilst on their periods.

Hey Jane wanna do a little wet fanny rafting? I'll be on my melon soon!

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skin heads on a raft

its another word for beans on toast

yo bitch , get your fatass into the kitchen and throw some skin heads on a raft

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cuban raft princess

1.coke head faggot.
2.a scene cokester.
3.really cool guy.

ex. look at that cuban raft princess doing those gram rails off that guys ass.

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brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

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