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When you catch your roomate jerking off through his bedroom blinds. While jerking off, he is navigating the porn sites with his left hand.
You should have been here last night when we caught Ray in a "Rapid Fire" session.
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A city that is the embodiment of the term "fuck you".
In any other city people would ask why.
In Cedar Rapids people just say 'fuck you'.
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The city of Five Seasons. Most residents don't even know what the fifth season is. The fifth season is rumored to be the season of smog as raised by ADM on the south side of town.
A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.
Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.
Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.
I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible.
I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.
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the most bangin place in iowa. located in eastern iowa, it is home to Xavier highschool and the hottest girls in the Midwest. Known by haters as Crapids. The west side is also the best side.
I love me some cedar rapids. its the bestest
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A city in Northern Michigan where 99.9percent of the population is stoned out of their mind 99.9percent of the time.
You can smell marijuana a mile away.
Everyone is so happy, I smell marijuana, I must be in Rapid City!
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fast and easy food ordering system providing ready-to-eat dishes
Cassie: I'm really craving for pizza now...
Max: Hey, there's a rapid taste around the corner where we can order two slices for 1 dollar!
Same as 'riding the rapids'; when a chick squirts while you're fucking her pussy, you ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.
"That bitch was so hot and juicy that I was shooting the rapids after a few strokes in her box."