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Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!
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Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.
Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.
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The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.
"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"
"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."
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One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.
"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"
"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."
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when youre taking a shit soo big that you have to cut it with your asshole to get it all in the toilet
"DUDE I HAVENT TAKEN A SHIT IN FOREVER, IM GONNA NEED TO RAPTOR CUT THIS THING LIKE 4 TIMES"
When you are doing a girl doggy style, and you wrap your arms around the girls chest, and around her arms, while elevating her upper body. Then pull out quickly and insert your member into her anus and deliver the goods.
In turn this will make her very unhappy and unable to extend her arms and screaming in an animal like manner. Therefore making her look and sound like a Velociraptor.
The Brown Raptor should and could be pulled on any girl that is willing to do this.
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