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Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023


Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 12, 2021


Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024


Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.

Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.

by LoveNoth8te2024 June 6, 2024