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Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 1, 2018


Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS April 24, 2018


Thee Rattlesnake

When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny

I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 17, 2022


Peanutbutter Rattlesnake

Covering your dick in peanut butter while wearing a vibrating cock ring.

She doesn’t like the taste, so instead she asked me for a peanutbutter rattlesnake

by BeefStewy April 11, 2024


Rattlesnake

When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.

Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.

by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017


Rattlesnake

When ur doing anal and the girl farts on ur dick.

She rattlesnaked all on my cock dude!!!!

by ForAHamstra January 27, 2020


Rattlesnake

The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.

Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”

Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”

Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake

by King richie the third June 27, 2024