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Cpt. Cheesy Dick #dirtydick ass mother fucker. When a mf pulls his dick out and a chick won't suck it it's because it smells like feta cheese.
She wouldn't suck his dick because that shit was Raymond.
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Very BIG DICK that crushes tons of pussy. He sexy with brown hair and eyes
Raymond So sexy but he likes this girl named Grace
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When you are drunk and put a spring roll into your jeans pocket.
*R wakes up hungover and looks into pocket and finds a spring roll*
R: "What's this? Why do I have a spring roll in my pocket?"
S: "You must've done a Raymond!"
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The perpetrator of this heinous act must prepare well in advance by freezing some doodie in his freezer (it is preferred that this doodie be in log form). During a sexual encounter the assailant must retreive said frozen log (the poopsicle) from the freezer and proceed to use the cold projectile as a dildo. This punishment can be served upon any orafice, but it generally always ends in the same way, a stinky molten mess of doodoo.
Lord Raymond has a freezer stocked with frozen logs. He would relish the oportunity to give you a Raymond. Once you feel the chill, you will never be the same again.
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the action of freezing a shit in a condom and proceeding to use it as a dildo.
i hope that new chick in my class lets me giver her the raymond this weekend, she did give me her phone number.
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raymond is a small urban town outside calgary with a population below 1000 most of which are family members. along with the gas station other tourist attractions include "the grocery store". because of the small size and close family ties incestuous activities are common.Thoughout the years of cross breading they have created a group of athletic masterpieces. the raymond comets have won provincial titles in almost every sport known to man. Some of this credit goes to the coach of every team raymond has cledis boon-house but most of Raymond's fame comes from the ralph brothers two of which play in the CFL and two more are entering the first years at university the other eight children run a egg farm. the small town life is very important to the people of raymond.
this looks like a ghost town from a horror movie does anyone actually live here?" "It must be a town the sign over there say raymond
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the ugliest son of a bitch that you will ever lay eyes on and then youd want to gouge your eyes out because you saw the ugliest mother fucker of your life
omfg its Raymond i want to gouge my eyes out!
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