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Mind Reader

Google. It can probably guess what word you want before you even finish typing it.

Why are there chips in my bag of air? Idk, ask the Mind Reader.

by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

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screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 20, 2010

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Lore reader

A lore reader can be described in several ways. They firstly can admire the ways in which the world of league of legends revolves around and the ongoing flows and processes happening within. In addition, the admire the cultural aspect of league lore, such as: paintings, fan art, videos, cinematic e.t.c.

However, they are usually known for their severe levels of degeneracy, and large quantity of homosexuality within their bloodstream. If you read league lore, you either have never heard of the word sex in your life and rock a "virginity is cool" T-Shirt to school, or severely get beaten by your family to the point where you read lore to stop your emotional and physical pain. It is a well known fact that in developing countries who have no access to the internet , league lore is used a torture mechanism. The most well represented example was in Abu Zubaydah's torture by the CIA in Guantanamo bay prison Cuba. He did indeed confess all the ins and outs of the 9/11 terror attacks to stop reading the lore.

To put this bluntly. If you read league lore, you need to seek emotional help ASAP before you go for a murderous rampage and kill a family of 6 trying to get food for their dinner.

Man: League is so Shit ! How can you find this so fun.

Retard: Thats because im a lore reader. I also like to get pegged !

by Allesandro Scaglia April 24, 2021

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Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 17, 2009

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awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.

Dude, quit being an awkward reader.

by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010

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lip readers

lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s

Don't you think my new t-shirt goes really nicely with my lip readers?

by Concise Oxford September 1, 2003

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voracious reader

Voracious reader

Voracious reader

by March 13, 2021

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