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A pop singer who has a music video "Friday" that went viral for all the right reasons. Finally there is a singer bad enough to demonstrate the absurdity of what the music industry has become.
Rebecca Black: "What seat should I take?"
You: "The trunk!"
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A character in a novel called "Criticism of the General Population".
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.
The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...
Rebecca Black must have gone through a hard time.
The lyrical genius who created the classic hit song "Friday". Her song swept the nation, her catchy lyrics, such as "Yesterday was Thursay, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards", clearly redefined our views on the days of the week. Her constant questioning about which seat she should take demonstrates the troubles of an average teenage life. She is one of the greatest artists since Mozart.
"What day is it?"
"Just ask Rebecca Black!"
"Oh..Thanks..''
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A singer who takes two sentences to tell us she has to have a bowl of cereal in the morning.
REBECCA BLACK: Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal.
LISTENER: Now why the heck didn't she just say, "Gotta have my bowl of cereal?".
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A talented 13 year-old teen singer from California who became viral for her infamous and much-criticized song called "Friday".
So, have you heard Rebecca Black sing about Fridays? It was so awful.
Ahh!!! Rebecca Black's music hurts my ears so bad!!!
I thought Rebecca Black sings a song about 'fried eggs'. Oh, well, she is the worst singer of our generation.
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I barely know who this bitch is....... But all twitter is talking about anymore is this girl. If you youtube her song "friday" & actually listen to it, you have a huge possibility of wanting to commit suicide right after. When she sings she sounds like there's a huge stick up her ass & she's in pain. In her song "friday", she repeats the fact that its friday & that you gotta get down on friday. Rebeccas friends eventually roll up in a convertible (her friends look like they're about 11) & can't decide which seat to take when there's clearly one in the back seat, right in the mother fucking middle. She does an amazing job of making people want to pull their ears off their head. i'd rather listen to my parents fucking for a day then listin to this song.
-Hey have you heard of rebecca black?
-Yea, she makes me wanna kill myself
Friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
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A teenage singer that sings about Fridays and buses. Her choice about which bus seat to take was harder than Rosa Parks's. She enjoys riding with the top down while a 13 year old drives and cutting to a random black singer for several seconds in her song.
Also, she is the proud holder of one of the most disliked videos in the history of Youtube.
Friend: Hey man i cant get Rebecca Black's friday song out of my head.
You: Think a bullet would help?
Friend: Yes!
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