Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"