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They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood
A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
"Whose your favorite NHL team?"
"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"
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Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.
I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.
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The act of having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period. Once that is achieved you have earned your "Red Wings". See also: Brown Belt.
There is the red wing master, bow to him, he has done what a lot of men will never do.... SEX ON A PERIOD!!!!
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when a guy eats a girl out on her period
did you get your red wings award tonight steven?
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To have sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties.
She warned him that it was "her time of the month" but he didn't mind Earning his Red Wings.
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The use if hot sauce to kill the taste of earning your red wings. Very popular in the Detroit and Buffalo areas. Also referred to as a Frank's Red Hot, because we put that shit on everything.
I took my girl out for some Spicy Red Wings last night... Things got hot if you catch my drift.
Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans
Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"
Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"
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