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Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD March 9, 2018


Register

Sign up.

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

by Solid Mantis July 1, 2020


Registered casanova

The real nigga who gets the most bitches

Ayoo mandem is a real registered casanova

by The realest casanova December 21, 2021


pen register

AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.

We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.

by WhatTheKweh March 18, 2018


register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by June 27, 2023


upper register

When someone is talking about an upper register, they are talking about breasts.

Theres one picture where u can see my uh.. upper register...

by spongeboob333 April 5, 2009


Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.

That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.

by December 1, 2022