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Nice and Relaxed

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.

Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"

by NHG July 27, 2010

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

34πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Really Relaxed

A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.

It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.

Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?

Ali: Zzzzzz

Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.

Ali:*wakes up*

urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.

by martini attack September 7, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Relax hassa

Relax hassa is a maltese term commonly used by laid back people.

1. It is used to imply that the person is relaxing and doesn't care about his other priorities at the moment.

2. It can also be used to imply that the activity the person wants to do is laid back and wants to go with the flow.

1. "U le man bhalissa relax hassa qieghed"

2. "X'ha naghmlu llejla?"
"Buq. Relax hassa umbad naraw"

by Lebae July 21, 2015


VHS and Relax

The ancestor of Netflix and chill

Probably how your parents created you.

My parents are so fucking old they VHS'd and relaxed to make me

VHS and Relax

by QwertyuiopWill September 22, 2015


Relaxing-end

When you are having sex and you are the only one that’s enjoying themselves

Boy β€œ how was it last night with Lesley”
Boy 2 β€œ really good bro but I was the only one on the relaxing-end

by Public_floats_are_public September 17, 2019


youtube and relax

When can't afford Netflix or
A step down from Netflix and chill

you probably in the friend zone if someone says this

Hey wanna YouTube and relax

by Kingbubbles_ December 1, 2015