The return of the jedi

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.

"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

total return

Round trip (Canadian)

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.

Baldi no returns

If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴

*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly’
Person 2 - darn it

Return 0

The Legendary 18 minute Geometry Dash level set to be verified by Npesta.

Npesta likes long levels so he's verifying Return 0.

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

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Cavern of No Return

A refrence of a womans vagina.

David had to put on a raincoat before going into the fat ladys Cavern of No Return

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