from the show South Park...as said by Towlie
"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."
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Obviously, Indian criminal party Bhartiya Janata Party and all Gandutva followers. India became number 1 country in crimes against women after its member Feku became the country's Prime Minister,1080 crore awas scam and rafale scam proves he is criminal.
again if someone asks Who is the biggest madarchod in India right now? Answer that the biggest madarchod in India right now is Tadipar Shah.
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the most common thing a real stoner can say.
dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome
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A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
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When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now
"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."
-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall
It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”