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A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents
Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?
The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.
She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.
When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.
I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung
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When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.
I gave her a bell ringer last night.
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A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.
Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.
Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.
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A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.
Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.
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A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.
'Toya is a bell ringer.
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