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Rio Rancho

Rio Rancho is largest city of Sandoval County and is also currently the fastest growing city in the state of New Mexico. It lies on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.

Rio Rancho's location makes it perfect for those who commute to work whether they be making the commute to Santa Fe or Albuquerque. The constant building of new houses and neighborhoods for relatively cheap sucks more and more people in.

The "Welcome to Rio Rancho" sign infront of Intel should be changed to a tombstone, for this is where dreams come to die. This town eats up the lives of many teenagers, due to the lack of activities and such, many kids result to drugs and partying for entertainment, thus begins the never ending downward spiral of failure. Kid gets bored, kid trys crack, kid drops out of school, kid works at McDonalds for the rest of their life and blames everyone around them for it. However, the kids who make it out alive usually end up leaving Rio Rancho to go to college or move to near by Albuquerque and vow to never return.

Rio Rancho is a great place to live, if you're grown and have your life together that is.

Rio Rancho is on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.

LAURA- I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
SUE- I don't know, this is Rio Rancho, theres nothing TO do.
LAURA- I know!! We can snort meth! That'll be fun!
SUE- Wonderful idea Laura! I'll get my disenrollment forms ready also! Then we can just blame our screwed up lives on our parents!

by AKEK91 January 13, 2011

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tyler rios

Biggest simp eboy albino mixed kid with a small peen who will never achieve anything in his life other than losing his virginity

God that kid dropped out of highschool and sits behind a screen all day speaking to egirls basically a Tyler Rios kinda guy

by Champagne1337 November 6, 2019


Rio Vista

A ridiculous small town in the middle of now where on highway 12 between Lodi and Fairfield Ca. With a population of about 10 Rio Vista literally has only one grocery store and 2 fast food places. But its ok because one place is 2 in one. A black hole you can never leave.

I knew somebody that lived in Rio Vista once. They never knew how to socailize in the real world again.

by hislilangel89 March 22, 2011

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rowdy rio

sexual act in which a girl is bombarded by small angry men, often fighting to the death to get to the girl before the rest. When a man has reached the girl, he gets the pleasure of brutally fisting her in every hole in her body, including nostrils, and then proceeds to drown her in cum.

Kim: Hey, why isn't Lindsay at the office today?
Barry: I heard she got Rowdy Rio'd last night.
Kim: That would explain it.

by dibaday February 13, 2014


rios

rios any guy with this names has a very apleasing cock its huge definatly makes u feel good

rios has the best cock ever

by grtdys September 25, 2018

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Hell Rio

A term often used to describe Del Rio, Texas. Often associated with people who have continuously lived in Del Rio for a long time.

Still stuck in Hell Rio.

by Bob Joto December 12, 2006

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Rio Ogoshi

A boiled egg who's sometimes nice

Wow he is such a Rio Ogoshi

by BlackMaqacue May 25, 2022