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Rob is usually the name of an obese child with a dented head
That brick rob is constantly eating.
Rob is a very nice caring person. Robs usually have blue eyes and are very cute! They are VERY outgoing and ask about your day and other sweet things! So if you come across a Rob say something because I know a Rob and I love him so much!
Rob is a very kind and caring person!
Random Occuring Boner. This usually happens when a hot ass girl walks by you in the middle of class, you look at her, and POOF. Instant boner and instant embarrassment. Congratulations my friend, you have a ROB.
Tyler: "Dude, you need to get your ROB under control."
Grant: "Ahhhh man, she's so hot though. Oh shit, look away!"
Tyler: "That was disgusting as fuck, man."
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A boy that thinks he is gods gift but is actually the lowest person on the food chart no matter what he does he try's to make everyone he knows think his a legend
That bloke is being a proper rob
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A bald egg-shaped ogre lacking a sense of humour with crooked teeth and a small fat penis alos known as a chode.
Get away from me you Rob.
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when you thought someone was tryna rob you, but then later realize there was NO ROB included into the situation.
Mr. Houd: alright people , homework on google classroom.
English class: tryna rob!!!
Yinkala: Mr. Houd you trifling, you always finna give us some bitch ass 10 page hw assignment
English class: YAH
Yinkala: and there all so abnormally problematic.
Mr. Houd: damn, calm down the hw is only 1 question that asks you what you would do you had $1,000,000.
English class: no rob, no rob, no rob
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Reasonable Or Bullshit
A simple logic test one should apply to suggestions or ideas from certain friends named Rob. Ask yourself, "is what Rob just told me Reasonable Or Bullshit?".
This should be one of the guiding principles in judging any situation in life concerning friends named Rob. It's an invaluable test that will prevent you from getting screwed over again and again.
Chico, I think we just got ROB'd! Rob told us that he wouldn't bring anyone else fishing in Tionesta this year and he showed up with 5 friends from work. Now we are stuck paying for these freeloading assclowns fishing and golf weekend!
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