Rohan is a thicc boned man who lies about his age, pulls the most doggest dog of the boys, lies about everything related to him, even lies to the boys on a daily basis.
Ergh, that bastard is definitely a rohan!
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Typically a people pleasers, knows what to say to sound smart even if his brain resembles that of a goldfish. As a sibling, Rohans are normally very annoying and don't make sense. They take jokes too far and use secrets as weapons against you.
Person A: How should I act in this interview?
Person B: Act like a Rohan around his dad's friends
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A racist and sexist slur, especially to men who wears gucci with green lipstick
John: Look at that guy in gucci
Mary: What a Rohan
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Yo Iβm a Rohan and all of these are complete lies, Rohanβs are weak frail lazy creatures that have no interest in existence
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Rohan is the fastest kid in every cross country meet. He has 2 friends, one being white and the other being Asian. Rohan has a 7:30 minute mile time as his fastest but continues to get faster every day. Rohan sometimes smells like a fart but that is only because a girl named Paulina breathed next to him. Rohan has a girlfriend named Ruth Pinchot and has an ex girlfriend named Angelina the ballerina mouse.
Howβs Ruth doing, Rohan?
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