A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.
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Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.
Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit
A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.
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The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.
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Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown
“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”
It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?
Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.
Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?
Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
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Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs
Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium
who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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