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A date consisting of mating in one's room.
Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.
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constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper
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June 13
The day to celebrate roommates all over the world. Same as mother's day, but roommates day.
Spike gave John a nail clipper for Roommate's Day.
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An alternative to husband & husband.
If two men can’t legally become married, they can just label themselves “super-roommates”.
A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
Roommate love is when you can shit in the bathroom when your significant roommate is comfortably taking a shower.
Yeah man we got that roommate love, you wouldn't understand
A Maniac's Roommate is the girl he used to call his girlfriend and have sex with. Once he becomes tired of this relationship and if he's a 'nice guy' he will throw her out of his bedroom and leave her to dwell in the living room. He will begin to refer to her as his roommate when asked by friends or company who come to visit him.
Some random Chick ...."Well you know what they say: once a Maniac's chick always a Maniac's chick"
The chick already knowing..." Yeah true, unless he's decided she isn't girlfriend material, then she's Maniac's Roommate!"