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Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.
goods:
vodka (what?! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that)
ak47
Nico Bellic :P
Sputnik
First to be in space both women and men
bads:
largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Invasion of Georgia, recently
Communism in the past
Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too
hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news...
strictly controlled by government
mafia
main history events:
defeat of Nazis
Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920
consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past
Afghanistan invasion - big mistake
cold war against the west
Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S
gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy
conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries
Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press
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The motherland of everything awesome in this world:
AK-47s, the sinister Russian Mafia style, the old Zaparozhets, and my favorite, the Russian fur hat!
You fuck with me, you're fuckin with Russia.
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The country that saved the world by beating The Third Riech all the way back to Berlin in WW2 and thus turned the tide for the axis.
No! We americans won the second world war single-handedly!
Bullshit!! It was Russia!
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A Large, beautiful country that occupies a sizable portion of two continents, namely Europe and Asia.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women!
During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot.
Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.
Moscow and St. Petersburg have each served as the capital of Russia.
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon!
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A country of pride, nature, and bears on unicycles. The people are very nice and make you feel right at home (and if they want to be friendly and buy you a drink just let them do it trust me.)
Guy 1: OK we are unwanted strangers in a strange country what do we do?
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
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Russia is the world's largest nation with a fascinating history and culture. It has achieved much eg. defeating Nazi Germany, sending the first satelite and man into space, and inventing the Kalashnikov rifle and Tetris. Russia is one of the only major powers that has the balls to say America is destabilising the world.
Slava Rossiyi! Slava Rodinu!
Glory to Russia! Glory to the Motherland!
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Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights, the Mongols (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden, the Prussians, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
But I have a hunch that Putin will become the next Tsar of all the Russias.
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