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An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"