he lied because Karen took the kids
S(he) be(lie)ve(d) because Karen took the kids
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What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
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Sexual.Lifestyles.Ethnic.Whipping.Erectile.Dysfunction
To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.
My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.
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A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
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my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g
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also said "snoop d-o-double-g"
Dr. Dre:
"who d'u think brought u the O.Gs,
Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes and D.O.Cs
Snoop D-O double Gs, (s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g)
And the group that said muthafuck the police."
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W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y
Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s
30๐ 3๐