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SCP-008 "Zombie Plague" If made direct contact you will be 100% infected.
Please dont make me get tested on SCP-008,
No please not SCP-008
BRAINS
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SCP-173 is a sculpture constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of krylon brand spray paint, the object cannot move while in a direct line of sight. If the observer looks off the object or blinks it will move a short distance towards the target, SCP-173 attacks by snapping the neck at the base of the skull or in more rare instances by strangulation. In addendum 1 it was noted that an SCP-173 multiplication event occurred producing 2 identical copies, in addendum 2 it was noted that a second multiplication event occurred, objects reclassed as Keter. And in addendum 3, 61 copies of SCP-173 which are for now unnacounted for. Nuclear bombing on ??/??/?? SCP-173 instances have been reduced.
I'm gonna blink, remember to not look away from SCP-173.
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Alright, I'm sick of this shit. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for this spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the SCP-000 slot of the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than likely the database pissing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed.
- Technical Researcher Rosen
SCP-2316 Manifests As A Group Of Human Corpses Floating In A Pool Of Water. The Identity Of The Corpses Are REDACTED. SCP-2316 Is A Deadly Cognitohazard. Those Who Fall Victim To SCP-2316 Will See That The Bodies In The Water Take On A Form That Looks Like A Loved One Or Close Friend, They Will Attempt To Save Them, Making More Contact With The Water.
SCP-2316 IS TAKING EFFECT. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
Item #: SCP-999
Object Class: Safe
SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
SCP-999 is the cutest SCP in my opinion!
682 is a Keter class anomaly. SCP-682 large vaguely reptile like creature of unknown origin, it has almost unlimited regenerative abilites. It's observed to have high strength, speed and reflexes, SCP-682 will grow and decrease in size while it's shedding material, it eats anything organic and inorganic. SCP-682 had a conversation with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 is to be terminated as soon as possible, as it has a hatred of all life. Most classic termination test was the attempt to use 409 on 682, 409 is a crystal and anything coming in contact with 409 will crystalize after 3 hours after complete crystalization the crystalized area will burst into hundreds of fragments.
SCP-682 is exposed to 409, 682 shows signs of extreme pain and begins having seizures, Crystalization stops at 62% and the area explodes, SCP-682 states that it will kill all staff involved in this test.
SCP-682 breached containment, you better run!
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