Shrek

To Shrek is to lift up your leg while walking and let off an enormous flatulent.

The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.

I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.

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shrekked

Geting pwned by your friends.

Matt, you just got SHREKKED ny me!

Shrek

A magestic green beast who starred in a series of films that we watch ogre and ogre again.

Have you watched shrek ?
Yes ogre 8 times today

Shrek

In other words god. He is the enlightened one. Sig heil

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

Shrek

Shrek. Shrek is our overlord and a thicc legend. So are big chunngus and thanos

Who’s that sexy thang I see over there?
That’s Shrek standing in the mirror..

Shrek

The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!

Shrek is involve with Sri

Shrek

A legendary extremely sexy cult leader that has seduced millions of memers into his cult. could murder someone if angry and shall be praised.

Person one: All hail the all mighty SHREK