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To Shrek is to lift up your leg while walking and let off an enormous flatulent.
The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.
I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.
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A magestic green beast who starred in a series of films that we watch ogre and ogre again.
Have you watched shrek ?
Yes ogre 8 times today
Shrek. Shrek is our overlord and a thicc legend. So are big chunngus and thanos
Who’s that sexy thang I see over there?
That’s Shrek standing in the mirror..
The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!
Shrek is involve with Sri
A legendary extremely sexy cult leader that has seduced millions of memers into his cult. could murder someone if angry and shall be praised.
Person one: All hail the all mighty SHREK
Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek