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St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009


St. Maarten

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.

Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen

by Tweetygyal March 7, 2009


St. Hubbins

The patron saint of quality footwear.


Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

by SCOTT!!! September 18, 2005

87πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


St. Ides

St. Ides High Gravity is a popular potent (8.2% ABV) malt liquor. It is most frequently sold in 40oz Bottles that retai for a price of $1.99. It is also sold in 22oz bottles and 4/6 Packs of 16oz Cans. St. Ides has been endorsed by a number of popular rap musicians including Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Notorius B.I.G and most famously Ice Cube. Ice Cube was responsible for the tag line "Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides" that was used in a long running advertising campaign. St. Ides is also the subject of a song by the late folk singer Elliot Smith, St. Ides Heaven"

"Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides"

by Lee Keller April 3, 2006

204πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


St. Patrick

The life of St. Patrick remains somewhat of a mystery. Some scholars insist that the person, who was to become the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Wales about 385 AD, and his given name was Maewyn. Others believe that apostle of Ireland was born at Kilpatrick, near Dumbarton, in Scotland, in 387 AD. Kilpatrick still retains many memorials of Saint Patrick.

It is known that St. Patrick was born in Britain to wealthy parents Calphurnius and Conchessa near the end of the fourth century. Calphurnius belonged to a Roman family of high rank and held the position of Christian deacon in Gaul or Britain. Conchessa was a near relative of the great patron of Gaul, St. Martin of Tours.

At the age of sixteen, Patrick was taken prisoner by a group of Irish raiders who were attacking his family's estate. They transported him to Ireland where he spent six years in captivity. During this time, he worked as a shepherd, outdoors and away from people. Lonely and afraid, he turned to his religion for solace, becoming a devout Christian.

After more than six years as a prisoner, Patrick escaped. To do so, Patrick walked nearly 200 miles. After escaping to Britain, he studied in the monastery under St. Germain, bishop of Auxerre. The course of study lasted more than fifteen years. He became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans of Ireland to Christianity. But his superiors instead appointed St. Palladius. However, two years later, Palladius transferred to Scotland. Patrick, having adopted that Christian name earlier, was then appointed as second bishop to Ireland.

Familiar with the Irish language and culture, Patrick chose to incorporate traditional ritual into his lessons of Christianity instead of attempting to eradicate native Irish beliefs. For instance, he used bonfires to celebrate Easter since the Irish were used to honoring their gods with fire. He also superimposed a sun, a powerful Irish symbol, onto the Christian cross to create what is now called a Celtic cross, so that veneration of the symbol would seem more natural to the Irish.

Patrick was quite successful at winning converts. This fact upset the Celtic Druids. He was arrested several times but always escaped. He traveled throughout Ireland, establishing monasteries across the country. He also set up schools and churches, which would aid him in his conversion of the Irish country to Christianity.

His mission in Ireland lasted for thirty years. After that time, Patrick retired to County Down. He is believed to have died on March 17, around 460 AD. St. Patrick's remains were wrapped in the shroud woven by St. Brigid's own hands. Just like his birth date, the year he has passed out is a mystery. Some sources say he died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland, 17 March, 493 AD. At least the exact day of his death is known. So, 17th of March has been commemorated as St. Patrick's Day ever since.

The St. Patrick's Day custom came to America in 1737. That was the first year St. Patrick's Day was publicly celebrated in Boston. 25 years later, Irish soldiers serving in the English military marched through New York City during the St. Patrick's Day parade on March 17, 1762.

Today people celebrate the day with parades, wearing of the green, and drinking Guinness.

St. Patrick used the three-leafed shamrock to explain the Trinity.

by Neekie May 25, 2006

130πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


St. Olaf

The coolest college in the MIAC because it’s got the best school spirit and it’s literally Siberia. Famous for its overwhelming quantity of music nerd, Shrek-looking guys, and 10/10 female specimens who all drink suspicious amounts of alcohol for a dry campus.

We come from St. Olaf.

by umyaya October 9, 2019

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


St Reatham

Derised from the ptron saint of thieves, who was said to have lived there during the Boer Wars

I live in St Reatham, near the ice rink

by Hotfire1984 August 18, 2011

84πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž