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Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

by the gentleman caller August 27, 2011

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sexual safari

The act of indulging and exploring the lengths (no pun intended) of your sexual needs with your partner(s).

"Let's go on a sexual safari."

by HmmYouknow May 26, 2009

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Anal Safari

The exploration of the anus during sexual intercourse.

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".

by natedawgthe2nd April 12, 2011

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safari cunt

A person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to fuck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. This often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and buttholes. Elephants have been known to be lethal.

Chris- "Did you see that lions bloody cock?!"
Danny- "Yeah this freak is probably a safari cunt."
Chris- "SICK (releases vomit and fecal matter)"

by DizzleFizzle July 11, 2008

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Bro Safari

Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.

Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? February 15, 2014

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Tripod Safari

A sexual position that requires great skill and balance. From basic gymnanstics the girl gets into a tripod postion.. the guy comes from behind and supporting her by holding her legs he sexes her

last night while we were sexing... we did the tripod safari

by capt. k October 7, 2008


Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010