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Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)
It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.
Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.
The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.
Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8
Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.
Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul
Group of guys in Revesby Workers Club
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now
"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics
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Girl 1: "I wanna chick with thick hips
That licks her lips, She can be the office type or like to strip"
Girl 2: "She is such a Fat Sal"
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1. A kind of infection that one gets through having gay sex or being fondled by gay men.
2. A condition resembling herpes that can make ones face disfigured and results in red crustaceous bumps all over the skin. Bumps are usually located near penis or mouth area.
Also can be a term for someone who is a carrier of herpes simplex and other various sorted sexually transmitted diseases.
Why does he go out in public when he has Sal Disease?
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1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.
Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”
Tyrone: I was only able to get a C on this exam, what a shit teacher.
Michael: Dude, you just need to watch Sal Khan's videos, and then you'll be able to get straight A's like me.
1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.
2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.
3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.