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When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together
When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.