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Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
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Also known as "moist sand". It's the act of digging a hole in a pile of sand (like on the beach etc.) taking a shit in the said hole and covering it with sand. It can be used like a trap or just for fun.
...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.
-"Man, I was on the beach yesterday and I had to take a big dump but there was no potty around so I dug a hole and done my business."
-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."
Stark Sands is an actor and a singer most notably known for his roles as Tunny in the broadway casting of American Idiot and as Nate Fick in HBO's Generation Kill.
His mouth is the most glorious thing ever put on this earth, closely followed by his voice.
1: Man, that guy is really hot.
2: Dude, that's Stark Sands.
1: Who?
2: I know you've seen Generation Kill. He's the hotass mofo who played Nate.
1:PERSONAL FEELINGS, SIR.
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a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace
that mofo attacked me, so i pocket sanded his face
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A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.
Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet
Another term for Arabs. They look like Pakis but are from the dessert sands therefore they are Sand Pakis
Those Sand Pakis are molesting those camels and drinking their piss again
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A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.
The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.
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