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Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.
Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.
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When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.
Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!
Writing notes down on your hand with a pen.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.
Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.
Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer
So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?
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A crescent (adjustable) wrench.
I don't know what size that bolt is, grab me the Saskatchewan All-Sixteenths.
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A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!
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Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.
Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.
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