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A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch
Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”
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1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.
All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.
The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.
The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.
In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.
Friend: Why are you using two different scales?
Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
The official scale of hotness in a female.
1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!
Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.
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A scale used to find the measurement of how attractive a girl is based upon the 4 T's. Which are Tight, Tone, Tan, Titties. Once upon identifying the girl you would choose the correct T's that Apply.
Exceptions for Black people. Who are beyond Tan.
Guy: Hey man you see that fine girl over there?
You: Hell yeah, how many T's on the T-Scale do you think she has?
Guy: I would say probably 3, Tight, Tone, and Titties
Jesus Christ that girl that has all 4 T's over there could pull off a Zorro on me and I would enjoy it!
See that girl drinking that Kitty Drank over there, she has to have at least 3 T's with that body.
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A scale originally invented by the Great Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of Aesthetics. It measures the level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
CurlBrother89: Dude, I'm totally a 2 on the lean scale.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
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