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Scared so bad your butt clenches
An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.
When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.
John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU
A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.
He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.
noun Those addicted to the adrenaline boost of being scared
This can be shown by having an abnormal love of horror films, seeing a scary film an abnormal amount of times or going to a place / doing something you know will scare you... abnormally.
Pete: Yo, that Texas Chain Saw Massacre was pimpin
Smithy: Cool
Pete: Damn straight COOL, I seen it 8 times
Smithy: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCARE JUNKIE!
or
"Yo, that Debbie is so weird"
"Na, she's just a scare junkie"
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When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.
man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now
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When a girl has sex with a guy for the first time and pulls down his pants to find a very tiny penis (like the size of a pinky finger) which causes her to recoil in disappointment and pity.
Julie hung out with Sean yesterday and he totally pinky-scared her. She said she was sick and went home.
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