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To tastelessly stuff your face with food.
Whenever you eat Mexican, you inherently scarf down your food.
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when i place my lady-privates on your face and wrap my legs around your neck
"Your face and neck look cold. Nothing a nice warm chicken scarf can't fix"
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the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin
Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long
A black, wicked and demonic looking scarf on a website called Gaiaonline. It has a rough zig-zag-like appearance. Usually worn by only the wealthiest gaians.
Item Description: In your dream, a shadowy form crept up behind you and strangled you. The next morning, when you woke up... this scarf was around your neck. OMG!!! O_O
Dude: Gah! The price of the Nitemare Scarf is STILL TOO HIGH.
Vet: Haha, I have three scarfs.
Dude: Wow... Um donate?
During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
An accessory the guys wear in the fall.
Girl 1: Like at that hottie wearing a dude scarf.
Girl 2: I know, dang I heart guys that wear dude scarfs
When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck
When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...
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