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Scientology: The latest fad amongst celebrities. Requires spending an ungodly amount of money, which, of course, celebrities are attracted to. See L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.

Donating money to charities was so 5 minutes ago! Lets all go pour our money into some fake "Church" created by a Sci-Fi author!!

Scientology in a Nutshell

by I Club Seals September 26, 2007

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Scientology

simply put:
the stupidest fucking religion in the whole world.

also see stupid,dumb,fake,tom cruise

If you believe in scientology, then you deserve to be hung from a burning tree with dental floss

by Xenu? September 21, 2008

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scientology

A synonym for nonsense.

Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.

by thread January 27, 2008

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scientology

A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.

A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.

practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.

Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 22, 2008

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scientology

scientology, derived from the latin meaning douche

he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.

non scientologist: woah man look at all these stupid scientology douchebags hanging around

scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!

by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 4, 2009

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scientology

A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.

Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!

by SoloingMaverick March 19, 2006

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scientology

A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.

Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

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