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Gaelic name: Alba
1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".
2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes
8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.
9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada! :DD
10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:
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A great country, great education, (mostly) great people.
Some of it's best products:
The Fratellis
Craig Ferguson
Glastonbury
SCREW ENGLAND!
Scotland > America, England, Japan, France, Italy, China, Canada and everyone else COMBINED!
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The biggest shithole of a country the world has ever seen. Literally contributes nothing to the UK and are all round shit at every sport. They disappoint with every child and cannot last one fucking beer.
Wales is so much better than Scotland
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The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!
Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair
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National Dress - The Philibeg
(The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India)
National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying)
National sport - Gowf and fitba'
National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english
National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication
National hero - William Wallace
National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replicationcloning),
Ad infinitum!
National pride - In Abundance!
Scotland uisge beathawhisky, gowfgolf, fitba'football
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We hate the English because their dirty sheep shagging inbred posh bastards their a bunch of tranny cunts. But the best city in Scotland is Glasgow the rest can fuck same with the people in them dirty pricks.
Scotland never dies only the English do who come to live in it
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Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in, Fuck England
Person 1:You ever been to Scotland
Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??