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The Scramble for Africa was the occupation, division, and colonisation of African territory by European powers during the period of New Imperialism, between 1881 and 1914. It is also called the Partition of Africa and by some the Conquest of Africa. In 1870, only 10 percent of Africa was under formal European control; by 1914 it had increased to almost 90 percent of the continent, with only Ethiopia (Abyssinia), the Dervish state (a portion of present-day Somalia)1 and Liberia still being independent.
What the meaning of Scramble For Africa really means. Hey Africa is mine you Britishhh coc No its mine u Italian umm.. a pizza.
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In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home
Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"
Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".
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When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.
"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
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A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls
i gave my wife a dirty texas scramble
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When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.
Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
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A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.
Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.