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A phrase used as an insult from one to another.
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
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A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
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The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
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A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.
The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.
Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?
When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...
Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!
A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.