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The act of giving one self fellatio
Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"
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Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.
I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?
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an action stupid people do holding a camera phone taking pictures of themselves. its really for stupid people. a lot of them die doing this
kayden took a a selfie of himself in the bathroom
A picture taken of oneself with or without other people via a cellphone, camera, or webcam.
My girl Anisha can't accept the fact that she's uploaded multiple selfies.
A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.
My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.
When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle
Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem
In (football sport) game when a player accidently goals to its own team.
Hey jack ,sad?
Oh yeah ,we were just to win but that Selfie just screwed everything.