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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shake my hand boi

shake my hand boy

person 1: is dat a new shirt bruv?
Person 2: Yer man
Person 1: SHAKE MY HAND BOI!

by CG October 10, 2003

8πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


slingshot hand shake

A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug

Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)

by flopmaster5000 July 27, 2010


Double Hand Shake

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.

Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.

by Millzersrers February 13, 2009


uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.

"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."

by robyn cason January 14, 2008

38πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it

Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed

by Mike from school December 8, 2004

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


upstate hand shake

β€œOne finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"

I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!

by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014