Lao-Shan Lung

A giant dragon, nearly impossible to kill. It has no wings and can smash through almost anything. Don't piss it off. A dragon on Monster Hunter Freedom 2.

I finally got the Lao-Shan Lung quest. I tried to kill it, but it killed me instead. It was huge.

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National Shan Day

On April 5th. It’s a day dedicated to Shan

“Hey, do you wanna hangout?”
“I totally would but it’s National Shan Day so I can’t”

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fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

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the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

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fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".

A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"

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the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

Shaun Chan Thian Shan

A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he.

Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000.
This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier.

Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log.

Can never find his way out of a haystack.

Person : Shaun Chan Thian Shan!
Shaun : *does not respond*
Person : *goes up and smacks him*
Shaun : *does not realise*

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