a vetenarian in world war 2 who never gets called by his first name "shania" his name is always "shania twain" he is not impressed by rocket scientists and has no gaydar whatsoever, he currently roams mexican streets penny picking and peeling apples in his spare time. He has been known to use public bathrooms not flushing afterwards the infamous turds are being left all over mexico.
tourist-
"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"
mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"
1) when a girl farts in her hand and rubs it in her eye
2) when a girl shits on her hand and rubs it on her face while smiling
Dirty shania is that girl right there
it is big, large, crusty, yellow all round the outside, it smells like out of date pasta -and shania likes to like it so does her best friend OH
omg shanias big toe is even more yellow than yesterday
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
Shania sucks
Katelyn: Hey, did you see Shania today?
Demetri: Yeah, she's a total bitch
A girl with grey hair and she is very very very good in biology. She also plays football and is very very very bad
That girl over there with grey hair, she is such a Shania.
A big, black, fat, bowling hall shaped bitch with no life.
“You seen Shania”
“You mean that black angry bird shaped bitch?”
“Yep that’s the one.”
Shania likes to jerk off a stranger in someone’s kitchen. She’s constantly horny. Always high. Friendly. She is very trustworthy and often trust in people too quickly. Shania’s are often gullible and psychopaths but they are loving people.