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This can be an action in a sport, preferably soccer, when you totally screw up a kick or pass.
I took a shot and ended up shanking the ball miserably.
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1. A homemade knife or stabbing weapon.
2. A short wank, time constrained by location and/or circumstances.
1. Pimp Daddy Smurf shanked Alfonzo for stealing his toilet wine.
2. That blonde walked by me between classes, so I slipped in the john and pulled a shank before second bell.
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To stand a woman on her head and eat her like an ice cream cone.
I would love to shank the cougar at the end of the bar!
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verb
To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating
"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"
"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"
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To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship
1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?
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To misspass a volleyball in such a way that if can't be played by your teammate
Coach: Damn, ima take Dan out, he's been shanking passes all day!
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To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife
Eddie: Will I'll shank u
Will: Oh shit
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