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To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.
I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.
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When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.
Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.
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(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.
To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.
Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!
Girl: I'm sharking!!!
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when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.
go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me
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In the ocean's never ending war on humanity, sharks are kind of like the white blood cells. The ocean sends them to kill individual humans that have entered it's waters.
Sharks are basically water breathing death tubes armed with razor sharp teeth designed specifically for tearing human flesh. Truly one the ocean's most terrifying weapons.
Every shark wants nothing more than to kill people. To survive, we must take the same attitude towards them.
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To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a shark fin on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'SHARKED! SHARKED!' at the victim while simulating a shark fin on your own forehead.
You can also mock them further by, for example asking 'what is your favourite film?' and then hilariously answering it yourself with the response 'JAWS?!'
Sharking was invented by Tom Brown in 2010.
'SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKEEEEDDDDDD'
'Let's go sharking!'
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One who muscles in on you whilst you are trying to pick up. Sometimes involves putting you down to make themselves look good. Usually the person who just got sharked makes a shark fin action by placing there hand on top of there head like a shark fin and walks around the person doing the sharking.
Bro, Ronnie just moved in on my action. What a Shark!!
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