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to quickly eat a snack or meal; to commit a sudden and violent attack on an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, I could fucking shark a hotdog; or, 'fucking hell, that guy just got sharked!'
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A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.
A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.
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To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.
I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.
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When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.
Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.
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(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.
To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.
Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!
Girl: I'm sharking!!!
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when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.
go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me
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In the ocean's never ending war on humanity, sharks are kind of like the white blood cells. The ocean sends them to kill individual humans that have entered it's waters.
Sharks are basically water breathing death tubes armed with razor sharp teeth designed specifically for tearing human flesh. Truly one the ocean's most terrifying weapons.
Every shark wants nothing more than to kill people. To survive, we must take the same attitude towards them.
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