shart

The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.

What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?

297👍 70👎

Shart

A shart is when you fart and a little bit of shit comes out as well.

JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!

Nooo you can't do that!

JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!

128👍 27👎

Shart

The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.

Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out!
Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.

110👍 23👎

shart

When one farts and a little shit comes out.

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!

-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE

3904👍 1080👎

shart

A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

234👍 55👎

Shart

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

137👍 30👎

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

167👍 39👎