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A drink that is ral as fuack consisting of gin orange juice and chapagne
This ral ass shazam has got me juiced jankster, ral.
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Singing a Song into Women's Vagina only to have her figure out the Title and Artist
I was playing Vajajay Shazam last night with my wife and she did not get one song right. However, she still enjoyed the game
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Continuos, heavy poundings into any of a girls orifices, while shouting (at the top of your voice) 'SLAM SLAM SLAM SHAZAM' the shazam indicating your ejaculation.
Jessica: Hey babe want to try anything new tonight?
Ilyess: Yeh i thought i would give you the old 'Slam slam slam shazam'
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It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
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Shame felt when shazam-ing a song that turns out to be performed by a lame band or artist
Guy: where's chris?
Girl: oh he doesn't come out with us anymore after he was shazamed by a one direction song
Both the boyfriend and the girlfriend in a relationship each have separate relationships that they both are not aware of.
Kathleen has a boyfriend that George doesn't know about, while George has a girlfriend Kathleen doesn't know about.
Hence the quadruple Shazam!
A super and when a girl poops and orgasms at the same time
Oh shit she experienced a Shazam